There is no getting around it, America is fat, not just fat, morbidly obese. It's disgusting, and I feel like I can say that without prejudice because i was one of those useless fatties. A short 7 months ago I was tipping the scale at 310 and doing nothing about it except eating and drinking more. I finally have gotten my act together and am down 75 lbs to a more healthy manageable weight (thanks to Jumpstart Medicine). As an avid food lover I am constantly watching the Food Network learning new techniques and recipies. However, while watching it, it is amazingly evident that America doesn't care what they eat, even if they openly publicize that it will kill you (Heartattack Grill). Now I have tried hard not to be that guy that just bitches at people for eating unhealthy food now that "I've found the light". But man its hard. Whatever, I digress from the seed that spawned this rant in the first place. Ladies and gentleman I bring you the Fattest drink in America: Cold Stone Creamery Gotta Have It PB&C Shake. This is just purely the most assinine thing I've ever seen. Now I'm not one for big government and all, but this is outrageous and should be handled. I am one of the first people that will preach personal responsibility as the best form of regulation but this is just bad. There is no reason for a 2,010 calories, 131 g fat (68 g saturated), 153 g sugars drink. Especially one that kids will definitely buy before they plop their expanding asses on the couch. There is zero benefit to this beverage other than it tastes good. There can't be any nutritional value or reason for drinking it.

This is a losing battle that I'm fighting here but whatever it's still fun to spout off about the increasing uselessness of American society. Don't even get me started on people who are Rascal Fat. Now go out and exercise dammit. Or at least drink light beer. That is all.

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